Chelsea Handler Whitesplains 50 Cent How to Be Black

Thank God for Chelsea Handler!


In the ongoing culture war that’s coming to a crescendo as we approach the final days of the Presidential election, former comedian, annoying Leftist and perpetual drunk who likes to get peed on Chelsea Handler is here to help remind black men how to be black. Aren’t they lucky!

When rapper 50 Cent put on his Instagram a picture of what the Biden tax rate plan would be, and wrote ‘WHAT THE F*CK! (VOTE ForTRUMP) IM OUT, Man F*CK NEW YORK The KNICKS never win anyway. I don’t care Trump doesn’t like black people 62% are you out of ya f*cking mind’, it set off another cultural earthquake. In the same week as Ice Cube had been outed as having worked with the Trump Administration on the ‘Contract With Black America’ Platinum Plan; Jason Whitlock having interviewed literally Hitler at the White House and not savaging him; and Van Jones saying Trump has done good stuff for the black community; having yet another black man say anything positive at all about Orange Man Bad was apparently just too much for Chelsea Handler.


In a bid to ensure his rightful place on the Democrat Plantation, Handler initiated a Twitter exchange with 50 Cent to express her horror at the idea of him voting for Trump. She was asked about it during her appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, in what may actually help Trump get more votes from black people than whatever the 50 Cent’s IG comments may have inspired.


While yukking it up with Fallon, Handler, who, though half-Jewish ironically has some Nazi history in her family, said about 50 Cent: “I had to remind him that he was a black person, so he can’t vote for Donald Trump. And that he shouldn’t be influencing an entire swath of people who may listen to him because he’s worried about his own personal pocketbook”. She concluded by offering sex to change his mind, saying that she ‘would be willing to “seal the deal in more ways than one” and “go for another spin” with in exchange for him publicly denouncing President Trump. She might as well have said ‘Stay in your place boy, you will vote how we tell you.' She is a Democrat after all.


There’s a lot to unpack in what she said, which has exploded on Social Media, and which has caused rightful outrage. First, she’s saying that she, a white woman, had to tell him how to be black, which is racist af of course. Then she’s saying that black people who like him are too stupid to think for themselves and will vote for Trump just because 50 would. Thirdly, she’s saying that he, 50 Cent is so weak-minded and horny that all she has to do is offer him sex to change his mind. The level of white liberal racism in what she said, as well as the casual and entitled way in which she said it is so profound it almost hits you in waves. Like ‘What did she say’? then ‘Wait, did she really just say what I think she said?’ and finally, ‘I KNOW SHE DIDN’T JUST F-ING SAY THAT DID SHE?’


But yes, alas she did and now, after Joe Biden’s infamous ‘You Ain’t Black’, we have yet another white liberal not only exposing the endemic racism of the Left and the Democrat Party, but giving President Trump a Yuuuge gift! Since this is all over Social Media and is being shared massively, it’s getting a lot of responses, most of which are destroying her. Unfortunately, on urban sites like MediaTakeOut and The Shade Room, they’re giving her a pass because they hate Trump too, but at least most of the commenters aren’t, they’re outraged at what she said.


In the era of Trump, it’s truly a gift when these liberals speak. Their Trump Derangement Syndrome is so severe, they have no ability to think before they do, and in so doing, say what they really feel. This woman said out loud what Joe Biden did, which is that they think they OWN the black vote, and that they, liberals, have the right to revoke your black card if you do something they don’t like. The audacity of a white liberal woman to white-splain to a black man that he must vote a certain way because of his race is not only despicable, it’s exactly why it’s been so difficult for black people to leave the Democrat Party. You can see it all over the comments in the WalkAway and Blexit videos on YouTube.


I know black people who’ve lost friends because they’re conservative and support Trump, and others who’ve literally been exiled from their families. It’s really sad, and why some of the bravest people in America are ‘out’ black conservatives. It takes real courage but it shouldn’t have to. The Civil Rights movement was about FREEDOM, which included not only the right to vote but the right to vote as you pleased. At least it should have.


So even though 50 Cent has now, one day later, come out and said F- Donald Trump, it won’t matter. It’ll actually make 50 Cent look bad, like he sold out to the white liberal Woke Mob. Trump will win this battle, as he always does, because it’s not about 50 Cent, or even about Chelsea Handler the person, it’s about the Liberal Democrat philosophy that black people have to think, act and most importantly, vote, in a specific way - the way that benefits them. They’ve exposed who they really are and can’t take it back. As I’ve talked and written about for 10 years, for the long-term survival of the country, the Democrat’s monopoly on the black vote must be smashed. As long as they can’t profit off of race-baiting they will and we’ll all continue to suffer for it. Thanks to Chelsea Handler, we’re another step closer.

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