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Tim Allen says, “The Clintons are like herpes: Just when you think they’re gone…”

Updated: Jun 19, 2023

The Grifters extraordinaire – Bill and Hillary Clinton – are back on the scene, apparently, as Rush Limbaugh suggests, trying to cash in on the Trump ‘rally’ idea, with a 6-month, 13-city ‘speaking tour’. I know, but don’t laugh, well, at least not yet. The ‘arena tour’, (now you can laugh, she couldn’t fill an elementary school gym running for President, and the only reason she’s taking Bill is because no one wants to see her) will be called, “An Evening with President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’, or, as I’ve affectionately renamed it ‘2-Time Loser Hillary Benghazi and Slick Willy’s Cash for Clunkers Crusade’.

So Killary Benghazi and her hubby Billy ‘Blue Dress and Cigars’ Clinton are hedging their bets they won’t get trapped up in this MeToo mow-down, I mean ‘movement’, and taking the show on the road. I don’t know whether this means she’s running yet again, but I’m interested to see how this is received, particularly by the ‘Party of Presumed Guilty’. Of course, the Presumed Guilty crew didn’t care about Juanita Broaddrick or at the time the (multiple) other allegations against Bill Clinton, or even as recently as 2012 when the newly minted MeToo Maven Alyssa Milano Tweeted ‘Bill Clinton, I love you so much. Like crazy amounts of love’, but now they’re taking scalps. And their loss of the Kavanaugh scalp has made them insane. When it’s a 5-4 conservative majority and the Grim Reaper’s shadow looming over Ruthie, you almost think they might be ready to dispatch with the Clintons to show they’re serious. Almost.

To be sure, the new gig is a bit low-brow for them, instead of $700,000 per speech they used to get from their fellow international grifters and palm-greasers, tickets start at just $70 per person. Now for the average Deplorable, that’s no chump change, but this is the Clintons don’t ya know! Of course, the reason they’re bargain basement rate is that they have nothing to sell because Hillary didn’t win – no access, no (more) uranium, no Lincoln bedroom stays, just a name that hearkens back to an era when they Democrats had control of everything in the media except Rush’s show. But name does still count for something in politics sadly, and that’s also why they’re grooming their spawn Chelsea to take over the ‘family business’. You could almost feel sorry for them for this unwelcome downsizing – just kidding – I only feel sorry for the people stupid enough to buy tickets!

No, it’s hilarious that this screeching bovine still doesn’t get why she isn’t ‘50 points ahead you might ask’? Especially since we’re all asking ‘Why aren’t you in JAIL’?! And to those who say ‘Why are you still talking about Hillary?’ I have to paraphrase the excellent YouTuber Jericho Green who says ‘I try to be done with the Clintons but they won’t let me’. I mean like Tim Allen says, “The Clintons are like herpes: Just when you think they’re gone, they show up again’! Kind of a gross analogy, but it works. It’s laughable though to think they believe they’ll have the kind of enthusiasm that Trump does, considering they have no idea to this day why people want to see Trump, why they love him, or why they voted for him, nor do they actually care, they kind of hate those people, you know, the Deplorables? I mean, Bill might get it because he’s politically savvy and kind of a people person, but she doesn’t, and she really does hate them. In fact, she keeps saying it.

Just this week, even after her ‘Deplorables’ and ‘Irredeemable’ comments probably helped lose her the election, of Trump she said ‘He has a view of America that is incredibly constricted, and he talks to ‘that’ America. He talks to ‘them’ all the time. And it’s by no means a majority, as we know, but it is a very hardcore who are responding to him and supporting him for a variety of reasons, whatever they might be. Economic reasons, Supreme Court reasons, or some of these other more troubling biases.” The old girl is just stuck on stupid, seriously. Does she not know that we will actually see this stuff? So are the black, hispanic, Asian and other ‘minority’ Americans who voted for Trump racist? Gays who love him homophobic? Are the women who voted for him sexist? I mean as a woman, it’s infuriating to think that Democrats think women are so stupid and monolithic because we have a uterus that we think only about abortion and nothing else! Are national security, safety, and economic improvements not supposed to matter to us too?

In the wake of the attempted Kavanaugh nomination massacre, where as I’ve written previously that feminists and Democrats jumped the shark with their Ford fiasco and Creepy Porn Lawyer’s lunacy, it’s interesting to me that the one of the forefathers of impropriety would put himself out there like that. If I were Carville I would suggest he lay low, but since I’m a conservative, I’m thrilled he’s out on the scene and I’m praying he gets Loomered or the like (we’ve finally learned to fight like they do)! And rest assured they’re still fighting, for after all, Hillary herself actually said just yesterday to Fake News CNN’s Christianne Amanpour “You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about…That’s why I believe, if we are fortunate enough to win back the House and or the Senate, that’s when civility can start again.” Since when have you been civil?

Civility is overrated anyway! We know you’ve been behind all of it since Trump announced anyway, the Creamer stuff, the Soros money & ‘pussy-hat resistance’, Antifa violence, all of it. You and Obama. But we’re not playing anymore either, we’re done being civil while your minions rage, thrash and beat. We’re fighting back now, and we have a President who fights back too. You’ve got Antifa? Fine. We’ll see your man-bun-wearing beta-males and raise you our Alpha-male studs, and your blue-hair having pussy-hat wearing ‘feminist’ jackals and raise you strong, smart, conservative female warriors!

But for now, Hallelujah you’re nobody’s President – but hey, go for three strikes if you want, it’ll be fun to watch!

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